Dark lion. A big furry animal with a regal mane, dark eyes, and magically-enhanced defenses that include a minor resistance to elemental magic. On average, it takes a patrol of three slayers and a caster to take one down.
Dead.
Manticore. A vicious furred creature with a tail that spits poison, two wicked claws in front, and two wings with massive lift. On average, it takes a patrol of four slayers and two casters to take one down.
Dead in seconds.
Pride of Dark panthers. Cats with deadly claws, keen intellect, and the ability to melt into the shadows and turn invisible. On average, non-military patrols can’t take them down, and even those patrols take at least five slayers and three casters. Terrifying to most.
But most aren’t me. Ripped into pieces, and those pieces then used as projectiles against the manticore.
As I fought off another enemy, this time a grundelwethin, these big scaly things with wicked clubs, I contemplated. After killing a few dozen monsters, I was beginning to calm down, and I could think things out logically.
Such as the best way to dissect a grundelwethin in such a way that it causes excruciating agony, but not causing so much pain that it passed the pain threshold and entered the bliss of numbness like my pain blocking spell gave me, which I always used in combat so I could focus purely on making them suffer and hurt and scream while I laughed and tore into them.
Okay, so maybe I still needed to work off some of that aggression. Though, as I found a new victim to torture, it did help me think about why I wanted to become the Champion of Darkness.
As with many things, my reasoning had layers. Like ogres, onions, or a good dip. Mmm… grundelwethin dip and manticore chips…
Right, concentrating. So, one of the big reasons I wanted to get involved in the military at all was… I was just too good. I was too powerful, too skilled, and it made fighting monsters boring because they didn’t put up a challenge, they just died. I wanted to be in a fight with real stakes, where the wrong move could end my life, but the right move could cause untold suffering on a hundred elementals. I wanted to murder other elementals; hurt them, break them, beat them, tear into them, leave them as ravaged wrecks, and them rip them apart and cut up the pieces.
Some would call me a sadist.
To those people, I have a very large, very rusty knife with your name on it, perfect for causing pain that will last for the rest of your very short life. I mean, I am most certainly a sadist, but it’s very rude and stupid to insult someone with a large knife.
Of course, there are more reasons to be the Champion than a love of violence. If that was all I was after, I would just sign on with the military, get involved in a campaign, and then ditch my commanding officer to wreak havoc.
No, I had some long-term goals that play into the role of Champion. Goals involving statues in Raven’s Shade. Goals involving ruling over my fellow elementals, letting them know once and for all that I was not a fellow, not an equal, but a superior. A queen. An empress. A goddess.
Goals involving- ooh, that was a lesser drake! Those things were wonderfully deadly, and they made nice boots.
Concentrate, Shadow!
Right, right. Goals involving the conquest of other worlds, seeing my enemies driven before me, and those that fall behind made into my slaves. Ruling over all the elements, having mortal enemies bow before me in obedience.
To be a goddess is the most wonderful thing in the universe. And that, truly, would have to be my biggest goal.
However, the short-term really was just killing things. Competent enemies I mean, not those lazy gargoyles. To my pleasant surprise though, as I thought that something came charging out of the bushes, a new and exciting enemy.
A minotaur. Horns, bull’s head, elemental body with goat legs and cloven hooves, and carrying a wicked axe. Clever, deadly, near-immunity to elemental damage. On average, takes a party of eight slayers, and a caster for auxiliary support since magic doesn’t usually hurt one.
This was going to be good.
The minotaur initiated the conflict by charging straight into me, knocking the breath out of my lungs and shoving me into a tree. I heard a bone break, I think somewhere in my leg.
I laughed, then flipped over the minotaur and wobbled a bit before launching a salvo of darkness at him, hundreds of pins and needles of inky black energy impaling themselves in his back. He roared and turned around, seemingly unharmed by the attack, just pissed off.
I darted to the side as he charged again, thinking I’d tricked him. Instead he threw out his arm and sent me tumbling to the ground, though I managed to roll to my feet. I figured that trick would work even worse if I tried it again, and the next time I tried it the minotaur would use his axe. So instead, when he came back in a charge I summoned a mass of darkness and slammed it into him to stop his charge.
Instead, the darkness just sloughed off him and what little remained simply added on to the hurt I received from being slammed into a tree. There went another bone, possibly three. So, brute force and direct damage didn’t work. Time for trickery. I leaped to the side, steadied myself with a wince, and called the darkness again. The minotaur came charging- and rammed into a tree, having passed through the illusion I had created.
Before he could recover this time, I sent a blast of darkness scything through the upper level of the tree, causing a big section of log to come tumbling down onto the minotaur, stunning him further and forcing him to the ground.
With him pinned, I quickly got busy, sending out tendrils of darkness to various spots around me, gathering things together. In minutes, I had what I wanted: a scythe, made of purely natural materials, now sharpened to a razor edge by the darkness. I theorized I could hurt him by using indirect magic. I could have just used my sword, but that would be boring and easy.
I tested my theory by slamming the scythe into the hand that held his axe. In a lovely turn of events, it worked, and he screamed in agony as his hand fell off. Laughing, practically cackling, I set to work chopping him up until he died, and my thoughts turned back to my current predicament, that of not being the Champion.
I had an epiphany, inspired by the fight: trickery and deception. I used deception to beat the beastie, what if I used it to claim my rightful place as Champion of Darkness?
Yes… if I engineered a situation that displayed my leadership ability, using some plants in the audience that will cheer for me automatically, and ensured I had total control of the situation. I could convince the Council I was a skilled leader, and thus they would make me Champion! I would rise in power and one day kill all of them in creative ways as vengeance! The perfect plan!
Aside from the lacking an actual plan part. But hey, still progress! Giddy, I picked up a chunk of minotaur meat and began chewing it as I skipped along back in the direction of Raven’s Shade. I had some evil planning to do!